30 Times Samantha Bee Destroyed Donald Trump
22. When Bee proved the election was rigged.
Look, it didn’t come out of my mouth. It didn’t even come out of Sam Bee’s mouth. It simply came out of Donald Trump’s mouth. Back in October, Bee threw together a montage of clips where Trump made sure everyone knew the election was going to be rigged. People were going to go into the voting booths and vote ten times! So no matter what, whoever wins, it’s not going to be a legitimate win.
So, you heard it here first. The election was rigged!
And it seems like his supporters know best. Bee sent Allana Harkin and Amy Hoggart to speak with some of those people who agreed that the election would be rigged, and they had the best explanations. If Hillary won, the election was definitely rigged. But if Trump won, the election was absolutely not rigged. Makes sense… Harkin explains it simply: “Isn’t that like saying any woman who doesn’t want to date you is a lesbian?” Pretty much.
It’s all good though because Trump enlisted “trump Election Observers” to lurk around polling locations and made sure “Crooked Hillary” couldn’t rig the election. But jokes on them because it’s been studied and proven that there are only 31 cases of voter fraud out of one billion.