Every Saturday Night Live sports host, ranked

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2. Peyton Manning

If you don’t think Peyton Manning’s United Way spoof is hilarious, you might not have a funny bone left in your body. Manning joined the show in 2007 with his sarcastic brand of humor and promptly blew watcher away. There’s no way around it: Peyton Manning is genuinely funny person. If he wasn’t a good quarterback, he might have had a career in comedy.

The United Way spoof is the only sketch that needs to be mentioned. It’s that good.

Manning cusses at kids, he teaches them how to jack cars, and he sends one kid to stay in the port-a-john for the duration of their time together. Peyton absolutely will kill a snitch.

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